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Hello! In the spirit of Summer Christmas, as decreed by Arthur Shappey, Esquire, I’d like to have a little giveaway! Christmas, and therefore Summer Christmas, should always involve gifts. So I’ve gathered a small set of goodies, pictured above, as Summer Christmas gifts for three lovely people!
The Alpha Dog will receive:
One 7 oz bag of Island Princess Mele Macs (toffee coated macadamia nuts covered in chocolate). While not specifically Christmas-y, I always associate them with Christmas and they’re delicious so they had to be included.
One 9 oz box of Cookie Corner Tropical Fruit Bars. The box contains 3 bars each of the key lime, lemon, and lilikoi varieties. As I was stumped in coming up with something else, these were chosen by my wonderful sister and they’re also delicious.
One set of my Cabin Pressure-inspired calendars. Close-up pictures of each design can be seen here: Lemons and Sheep, Polar Bears, GERTI.
One small, plush companion of their choice. Choices include the Cat in the Hold, a Little Wooly Baa Lamb, and the Goose that Ate Martin’s Ring.
The Beta Dog will receive:
One 2 oz box of Island Princess Mini Meles.
One set of my Cabin Pressure-inspired calendars.
One small, plush companion of their choice. As the Beta Dog, they will get to choose after the Alpha Dog.
The Amigo Omega Amigo Dog will receive:
One Cabin Pressure-inspired calendar of their choice.
One small, plush companion of their choice. As the Amigo Dog, they will get to choose after the Alpha Dog and the Beta Dog.
Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?
Anyone can enter.
I will ship internationally through the US Postal Service.
If you’re one of the lucky ones, I must be able to contact you, through Tumblr or possibly email. (Just note an email address in the form.)
If I can’t reach you in 2 days, Beta Dogs will become Alpha Dogs, Amigo Dogs will become Beta Dogs, and new Amigo Dogs will be chosen, etc.
Please fill out this form to enter!
I’ll also count your likes and reblogs but the form’s so much easier to keep track of.
Enter once a day (likes and reblogs aside) and I’ll draw random winners on June 25, Summer Christmas!
Please feel free to contact me with any questions!
Happy Summer Christmas!

Hello! In the spirit of Summer Christmas, as decreed by Arthur Shappey, Esquire, I’d like to have a little giveaway! Christmas, and therefore Summer Christmas, should always involve gifts. So I’ve gathered a small set of goodies, pictured above, as Summer Christmas gifts for three lovely people!

The Alpha Dog will receive:

  • One 7 oz bag of Island Princess Mele Macs (toffee coated macadamia nuts covered in chocolate). While not specifically Christmas-y, I always associate them with Christmas and they’re delicious so they had to be included.
  • One 9 oz box of Cookie Corner Tropical Fruit Bars. The box contains 3 bars each of the key lime, lemon, and lilikoi varieties. As I was stumped in coming up with something else, these were chosen by my wonderful sister and they’re also delicious.
  • One set of my Cabin Pressure-inspired calendars. Close-up pictures of each design can be seen here: Lemons and Sheep, Polar Bears, GERTI.
  • One small, plush companion of their choice. Choices include the Cat in the Hold, a Little Wooly Baa Lamb, and the Goose that Ate Martin’s Ring.

The Beta Dog will receive:

  • One 2 oz box of Island Princess Mini Meles.
  • One set of my Cabin Pressure-inspired calendars.
  • One small, plush companion of their choice. As the Beta Dog, they will get to choose after the Alpha Dog.

The Amigo Omega Amigo Dog will receive:

  • One Cabin Pressure-inspired calendar of their choice.
  • One small, plush companion of their choice. As the Amigo Dog, they will get to choose after the Alpha Dog and the Beta Dog.

Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?

  • Anyone can enter.
  • I will ship internationally through the US Postal Service.
  • If you’re one of the lucky ones, I must be able to contact you, through Tumblr or possibly email. (Just note an email address in the form.)
  • If I can’t reach you in 2 days, Beta Dogs will become Alpha Dogs, Amigo Dogs will become Beta Dogs, and new Amigo Dogs will be chosen, etc.
  • Please fill out this form to enter!
  • I’ll also count your likes and reblogs but the form’s so much easier to keep track of.
  • Enter once a day (likes and reblogs aside) and I’ll draw random winners on June 25, Summer Christmas!

Please feel free to contact me with any questions!

Happy Summer Christmas!

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    It’s been sort of a crazy day, hasn’t it? I’m being purposefully vague but it was kind of crazy on a personal level too....
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    But its winter~! XD
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    AAAAA I wish I can get the plushie…but I want the calendar too QwQ
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    HOW LOVELY! What a thoughtful thing to do :) Good luck everyone :D
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